No Monday could be worse than last Monday when newFNP took one to the kisser.
Monday, December 20, 2010
But newFNP had a close second in terms of building her case against Mondays. (And this Monday is in the shadow of a three-day weekend and a newFNP cumpleaños so bitches better start coming correct!!)
NewFNP was going about the same old business of performing a pap. Using her gentle touch, of course, she grabbed an endocervical sample with the cytobrush and, upon removal, noted a viscous, gloopy, stringy mucous hanger-on. Not wanting it to drop, newFNP began an attempt to loop it around the brush using a circular motion.
No luck. A glob of it was hell bent on attack and launched itself Pyongyang style, landing directly on newFNP's forehead.
But newFNP felt like she lucked out by not having that shit land in her eye. She brushed off the attack, literally and figuratively, and went about her day.