Monday, December 20, 2010


No Monday could be worse than last Monday when newFNP took one to the kisser.

But newFNP had a close second in terms of building her case against Mondays. (And this Monday is in the shadow of a three-day weekend and a newFNP cumpleaƱos so bitches better start coming correct!!)

NewFNP was going about the same old business of performing a pap. Using her gentle touch, of course, she grabbed an endocervical sample with the cytobrush and, upon removal, noted a viscous, gloopy, stringy mucous hanger-on. Not wanting it to drop, newFNP began an attempt to loop it around the brush using a circular motion.

No luck. A glob of it was hell bent on attack and launched itself Pyongyang style, landing directly on newFNP's forehead.

Fucking. Disgusting.

But newFNP felt like she lucked out by not having that shit land in her eye. She brushed off the attack, literally and figuratively, and went about her day.


undergrad RN said... more reason to fear vaginas, and my L&D clinical starts in 2 weeks. I commend you for not barfing on her ladyparts.

Lynda Halliger-Otvos said...

Gack !~! You did good...

Syndal said...


Raymond Zakhari,NP said...

In my recent position I've had to do more pelvic exams than I have ever done in my 7 year career as an NP, and for some reason I've always worn a surgical mask with face shield. (After all the dentist and the manicurist do). I suppose the gods were watching.

BostonFNP said...

Sweet.... I also think you dodged a bullet by it not going in your mouth, a la the finger of the demented gentleman during our first clinical. I still have nightmares about that. Now, yours will be a close second.