The inappropriate t-shirt trend has followed newFNP to the research clinic. The reach of the inappropriate t-shirt is, apparently, far and wide.
Friday, May 29, 2009
When newFNP saw her patient filling out forms in the waiting room, she did note that his shirt said "F.B.I." across the chest. NewFNP naively thought that this gentleman seeking to participate in a research study about methamphetamine addiction was perhaps showcasing a touch of irony.
Not so much. Upon closer inspection, newFNP notes that underneath the "F.B.I.", the shirt read "Female Body Inspector." Classy. The only female body part newFNP will let this fellow inspect is her stank eye.
But the self-appointed Female Body Inspector had nothing on the wildly inappropriate t-shirt that another research participant was wearing. This shirt was a walking advertisement for the metal band Cloven Hoof. This shirt featured a graphic of a mullet-man orally pleasuring a woman. Charming. NewFNP gets it - figuratively - and she is none too pleased.
When newFNP gets dressed in the morning, she does the usual mirror checks: no VPL, no muffin top, no boob overflow, no totally fucking offensive t-shirt. Check, check, check and most definitely check.
I mean really. Cloven Hoof? Cunnilingus? What makes someone purchase such a shirt? And then what possesses someone to wear that shirt to a medical clinic?