Gone are newFNP's mojitos and walks along the malecon. She is now back in the thick of it but very thrilled to have a new referral source to help out her patients.
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Friday, February 15, 2008
When newFNP last wrote, she noted that she had disclosed to a patient that she was HIV-positive. NewFNP was wrong.
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
At the end of the day, newFNP likes the following types of patients: medication refills; normal lab results; well-child visits with vaccines already up to date; hell, even an uncomplicated UTI is fine!
Sunday, February 10, 2008
NewFNP is not going to sit here and tell you that she doesn't love herself a little Q-Tip action every once in a while. It feels good. And newFNP is not referring to an external cleaning, folks. Au contraire, she is referring to the glorious sensation experienced with the insertion and rotation of the Q-Tip into the forbidden zone of the ear canal.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
NewFNP has one word of advice for readers out there who may be considering dabbling in methamphetamine use: don't.
Monday, February 04, 2008
NewFNP is so excited to vote tomorrow morning bright and early at 7 o'clock.
Sunday, February 03, 2008
Perhaps it is self-serving, but newFNP likes to stress the importance of self-management of chronic diseases. It isn't only because newFNP grows weary of repeatedly sky-high blood glucose levels in clinic, but also because it really is the key to secondary prevention and because, come on, just come the fuck on and help a sister out in controlling your diabetes and high blood pressure.
Friday, February 01, 2008
NewFNP sees plenty of examples of parenting which she hopes to never incorporate into her repertoire.